Who would star and what would be the plot...?

... if G&WS was turned into a porno?



There's a few in here I'd do it for free with, and I'm a totally materialistic whore, so that's really saying something ^5




Allow me to take a moment to say: EW! EWWW!!! EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!





Anyway, you would star with jewelryik (evil grin), and while you were protesting outside of Harriet Harman's house, she would conk you on the head and lure you into her den of debauchery, where you would be so turned on by her riding crop and spiked combat boots that you would stick [CENSORED].




Are you offering to star in such a film?!! As it would be G&WS.... I think everyone should get a go.... lol... then if you were the male star... you would be sooo lucky... you could thrash out your disagreements whilst thrashing in another sense lol...Good luck with that :)...





LOL at the puns...you sound like you would run it like a militarian ;-p




Most of you here bore me. I'd go over to the Ramadan section and take 6-7 Muslim girls and put them in a dungeon with Eoghan. The fluffer would be one of the many dingbat bunny boilers rampant on this section...




This is one of those rare and special moments when I wish the human brain worked like an etch-a-sketch---get a bad picture in your brain? Shake your head and it's all gone




More interesting, who's going to be the fluffer?




I don't know, but I'd like to get a chance to get it on with Ninevah . . . .




It would be fun to put everyone into a show like at the end of "Rocky Horror," where they were dressed in burlesque-style getups and had to sing and dance against their will and completely out of character. Then they could all wind up in the pool and/or beamed back to their home planet. To make it more porn-y, they could get their gear off and get it on.





You can fight it out with some of the other macho types to be Eddie and get to ride a motorbike. Then you can be chopped up and eaten (eewww). You would qualify for this role because you're a proven meathead.





(Well, I couldn't resist. You know, Meatloaf and all...)




This guy and this girl are more than anxious to get it on, however, they're a bit skittish so they need encouragement.


Would you rather go the cheerleader football jock route. It's much more steamier. Now, you see the plot to this is she has an itch that needs to be scratched.


And I think I went overboard. My imagination is just running wild. Or you have these out of town guys come and do work for your town and a few girls go from door to door at the hotel where they're staying.


Or you have the girl who wants the attention of her crush and she gets it....


Now, the huge question is who is going to star.


You, yes you will be a star in my last scenario. There's this cute girl who you're not paying any attention to, (in this case you're not, so just play along) so finally one day she finds you busy talking with some of your friends and she gets your attention....No I'm not counted I'm giving the answer. The way people's minds work they'd be thinking the opposite.


Now for the female role.


I can't think of anyone right off hand. But, Harriet Harmon is not allowed on the set.